Good, you don't wanna go to the movies with him. Not after what happened last time.ĭaddy said I can go the movies, but he said I'm not allowed to see soul plane. I don't ever wanna go to the movies with you again. I'mma let you go in there by yourself and get molested by a nasty white man.
I ain't going to miss my movie going to the bathroom with you.
But lo and behold, some four decades later, what have I found, but a bunch of trifling, shiftless, good for nothing n*ggers! And I know some of you don't want to hear me say that word! It's the ugliest word in the English language! But that's what I see now! N*GGERS! And you don't want to be a n*gger! Because n*ggers are living contradictions! N*ggers are full of unfulfilled ambitions! N*ggers wax and wane! N*ggers love to complain! N*ggers love to hear themselves talk but hate to explain! N*ggers love being another man's judge and jury! N*ggers procrastinate until it's time to worry! N*ggers LOVE to be late! N*ggers HATE to hurry! Black Entertainment Television is the WORST thing I've ever seen in my life! Usher, Michael Jackson is not a genre of music! And don't get me started on Soul Plane! I've seen what's around the corner! I've seen what's over the horizon! And I PROMISE you, you n*ggers have nothing to celebrate! I know I won't get there with you, because I'm going to Canada! Obama, it is an honor to call you my nigga.Will you ignorant n*ggers PLEASE shut the hell UP? Is this it? THIS is what I got all those ass-whoopings for? I had a dream once but it was a dream that little black girls and black boys would one day drink from the river of prosperity freed from the thirst of oppression. Obama, what are you doing here?īarack Obama: I came to thank you for your great service to this country.īarack Obama: As a token of my gratitude, I'd like to give you the n-word pass. Trump, wouldn't that make you gay?ĭonald Trump inside of Barack Obama: No, this can't be!ĭonald Trump's screams of anguish becoming more and more distant Skipper: So what you're saying is that you're inside of another man?ĭonald Trump inside of Barack Obama: Why yes, I suppose you could say that.
Now that I have taken over Obama's body, I have free reign to say the n-word whenever and however I please. Unless, Donald Trump, I should've known it was you.ĭonald Trump inside of Barack Obama: Skipper, my son, I see you've discovered my master plan. Skipper: I don't understand it either Kowalski, but some things you just gotta live with. Kowalski: It just doesn't make sense Skipper, Obama would never say the n-word. Skipper: Skipper's log, number 32: Barack Obama has struck us out of the sky by saying the n-word. The penguins' airship explodes and the penguins scream for the help of god Obama, we did everything we could.īarack Obama: I've already made up my mind. Obama? What are you doing here?īarack Obama: I have come to exempt my revenge on you penguins for allowing my wife to die at the hands of Donald Trump. Skipper: Hey Kowalski, who's that guy in front of us rising out of the water?
uses his civil rights beam and music starts playing as Donald Trump is screaming in agonyĭonald Trump: Skipper, my son, you wouldn't let me die, would you?ĭonald Trump screaming and dissolving into dust Martin Luther King Jr.: Not if I have anything to say about it, Trump, and I do. And with her death, I am finally free to say the n-word whenever I want.
Obama, where are you? Are you okay?ĭonald Trump: She is no longer with us, Skipper. Michelle Obama: Thank you Skipper, now I am free to roam this earth.ĭonald Trump: Not if I have anything to say about it, and I do! I'm gonna say the n-word! Skipper: That's racist, you can't say the n-word!īreaking glass and car skidding as nana promptly collides with the car Please adhere to Reddit's rules and regulations while posting/commenting! Visit our wiki for more info CSS by /u/sloth_on_meth and /u/ikrazy, original by /u/order1776Īre you planning on doing any research here? If so, please read our policy on research and such here:
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